Violets Guide To Good Manners

Before and after pictures of yesterday’s dust storm

Violet Crumble — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:30:55 +0000

Not as spectacular as Sydney today, but my car’s covered in dust and now I’m going to have to wash it. I’m not very happy at all!

Guilty moment admission…

Violet Crumble — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:07:10 +0000

I’ve been watching Australian Idol. Nothing like wasting an hour or two watching midget women who’ve suffered deeply from depression sing big ugly power ballads. I mean, I could watch that shit at kareoke at the Irish Club any Friday night!

Tonight was a special night for me and Australian Idol. While Dicko slammed him for his choice in songs, it dawned on me that Toby has the same record collection as me, except I keep my U2 and Coldplay stuff hidden up the back. According to Dicko, Radiohead and Muse are left-field and too alternative. Then again, he was gushing over the bibleboy who sung some crap Metallica song, so there ya go…

Right now I’m listening to this coz even though he’s got a great record collection, Toby sings like someone’s squeezing his balls and I needed to hear the real thing again to remind me how awesome it is..

Is it morally acceptable for me to write my daughter’s resume?

Violet Crumble — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:25:40 +0000

I’m not entirely sure where I stand morally on this vexing issue. All I know is to get accepted into the Dept of Finance’s school leaver program all she has to do is answer three simple questions that are aimed to find out whether the kids can communicate, work as part of a group, and are basically semi-human. If only EL1 selection criteria were like this, I might stop being so lazy and start applying for a promotion!

It’s a bit annoying sitting here listening to Caitabee™ whinging and moaning about how she can’t think of a single time in her life where she’s challenged herself and moved out of her comfort zone. I’m like ‘what was that French major you just struggled through? All the times you’ve babysat yr annoying but cute cousins?’ and she’s like ‘can’t you just write it for me?’ Much as I’d like to end the pain and just write the thing myself, I don’t think I could successfully pass it off as being written by a bored 17yr old Blur fanatic whose only exposure to the Public Service has been when she comes into work with me….

Anyway, I’m very bored and drowning out the whining by listening to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and wondering why coz I don’t even like them much.

Jack Peñate is such a preteñtious wañker, but this is the best song ever!

Violet Crumble — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:22:56 +0000

HRW’s Joe Stork hates Israel and wants it eliminated!

Violet Crumble — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:50:33 +0000

At least that’s what Israeli journalist Ben-Dror Yemini would like everyone to believe. This article originally appeared in Maariv on the 16th of August, and zealoted ‘supporters’ of Israel have gone into a flurry adding it to their bulging repertoire of supposed proof that internationally respected human rights groups like Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International are biased and hate Israel. The article is a rehashing of unsupported accusations that have already been doing the rounds of conservative ‘pro-Israel’ sites, and the timing of this article looks very much like it’s been timed as part of the vitriolic campaign that has been attacking HRW recently. The one quote in the article where the author gives even a vague idea of where it’s come from is one the author claims shows that Joe Stork was voicing explicit support for the murder of Israeli athletes at Munich. Only problem is on reading the quote, it shows nothing of the sort. The quote is broken up with a series of dots that shows it all didn’t run together, and the surrounding context isn’t given, but even with what is quoted in the article, it’s clear that the person quoted was talking about the effect Munich had on the morale of Palestinians. What’s also unclear is whether that quote is from Joe Stork, as it comes from an analysis that has no listed author.

The article claims that Stork is ‘a veteran supporter of Palestinian terrorism’. A clearly false claim, as Stork has this to say about attacks on civilians by Palestinian groups:

‘Each of these four groups has attacked civilians repeatedly. The scale and systematic nature of these attacks in 2001 and 2002 meet the definition of a crime against humanity. When these suicide bombings take place in the context of violence that amounts to armed conflict, they are also war crimes. Human Rights Watch unreservedly condemns these atrocities.’

Towards the end of the article Ben-Dror Yemini cites very partisan ‘pro-Israel’ advocates CAMERA and Gerald Steinberg as ‘have revealed worrying data’ about Stork. What’s funny is that this ‘worrying data’ is the same unsupported attacks as Ben-Dror Yemeni rehashes in his article, and that a search of Google shows that the only places this ‘worrying data’ appears is related ‘pro-Israel’ advocacy sites, and that the claims on all these sites lead back to NGO Monitor, a very partisan and biased group that accuses any NGO that either assists Palestinian civilians or criticises Israel for its treatment of Palestinians of hating Israel.

If the day ever comes when the NGO Monitors and Ben-Dror Yemeni’s of this world cotton on to the idea of dropping the attempts at character assassination and dealing with the issue they’re objecting to, which in this case is the request that the IDF investigate the killing of civilians waving white flags during Operation Cast Lead, I’ll be willing to listen to everything ever done by the Backstreet Boys in one marathon session with no breaks!